The Misadventures Of D​-​FO

by D-FO

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Verse 1 It's D-FO and i'm back puffin on the air of chronic/ With that mean flow I knock 'em dead like Farrah Fawcett/ I'm the shit like fecal but cornier than carrot top and/ I'm to the point like a needle 'cause there is no stoppin/ Me, a fat kid growin up in the 90's/ Pay less stores, to poor to afford new nikes/ Now I'm all grown up, music bout to blow up/ As I spit facts to these wack cats when they show up/ Cut beats like a cantilope/ I'm a virus there is no antidote, dammit man I'm still dope/ Break down so many trees that my names Paul Bunyan/ Got the munchies that I'm craving so I maul funyons/ I'm fresher than a zip lock, make you jump like criss cross/ With a beat fatter than that rapper Rick Ross/ So kick back relax, as I take you home/ All the hos and bros sing the chorus as it goes/ Verse 2 I'm all that and a bag of chips you can't compete/ I'm a bag of shit while you're the pubic hairs on the seat/ I'm banging Patty Mayonnaise, while you smash Porkchop/ I'm D-FO bitch or has your ass forgot/ So hey dude its time to salute your shorts/ I got the rocket power i won't lose of course/ I'm in the chalk zone, writing rhymes and riddles/ I got grown up Angela grinding on my pickle/ Wild and crazy kid, legend of a hidden temple/ Higher than Quailman, rapping on a instrumental/ Take a dump on you cause everyone wants a log/ Pussy coming to my dick, call it cat dong/ When I step into the booth Jesus says goddamn/ Cuz my breath blows the mic into pieces KABLAMM/ Got your girl wanting to carress my wang and balls/ While the Nick Globe turns as Clarissa Explains It All/
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1995 04:06
Verse 1: Hootie hoo!!! Coming back im an outkast/ 90's hip hop music im about that/ Ever since playing minesweeper on the mouse pad/ Hear alittle tribe, then the vibe makes me bounce back/ Roll another doobie from the ounce sack/ Bumping naughty by nature while bass sound blasts/ Chillin in my outback, while im killin out tracks/ If you think you gotta better style boy i doubt that/ Pull up to your crib, jump in and cruise/ Got the alpine deck playing gin and juice/ Alittle california love for the kids to boost/ Up the volume to 11 with the pumped up shoes/ Son, dial up the stereos mids and treble/ While d-fo keeps banging out this instrumental/ Keep up the tempo but won't forget tho/ About a time when everything felt so simple/ Hook: So everybody in this bitch lets ride/ Sit back recline travel back in time/ To the past rewind, as were grinding by/ And party like its 1995/ Brown bag 40 OE and Im/ Living life to the fullest got me feeling fine/ Turn up the headphone till you finely vibe/ And drive till we arive back in 95/ Verse 2: Back when jnco jeans were on every teen/ And when music videos played on mtv/ Beastie boys, biggie smalls, heavy D/ Played into my brain like it was meant to be/ Effecting me, in every way and i love it/ The rawness and flow i can't get enough of it/ Change the station I'll kick your ass to nanucket/ Like wu-tang Clan, I ain't nuttin ta fuck it/ Lifes like a skateboard, so I'll grind on it/ Until my heart fucking stops no denyon it/ Playing dr. Dres album all the time Chronic/ Like luniz with the weed, I got 5 on It/ So ill ride on this, and keep poppin like a coke can/ Aint another mother fucker like me whos more dope man/ Keep rapping till i feel sore in my throat and/ No other decade in time i miss most than/ Hook: So everybody in this bitch lets ride/ Sit back recline travel back in time/ To the past rewind, as were grinding by/ And party like its 1995/ Brown bag 40 OE and Im/ Living life to the fullest got me feeling fine/ Turn up the headphone till you finely vibe/ And drive till we arive back in 95/ Verse 3: Cookin up tracks in the lab with dexter/ Im the man aint noone else that is fresher/ Than me when i step out of the dresser/ Girls wetter cause im better even flow like eddie vedder/ But i miss the old days listenin to tupac/ And blaring my system till i blow the roof off/ So you can hear it all the way down 2 blocks/Girls shakin their ass while they in a tube top/ But right now all the rappers sound the same/ They mumble every word, like this isn't a game/ And popped so much xanex till it fries their brain/ But what they really need is someone to ignite the flame/ So That's my aim, you know i'm coming out fighting/ Only way to stop me is when my bodies lying/ 6 feet under dirt and as im writing/ This verse got me wishin we were livin in the nineties/ Hook x2: So everybody in this bitch lets ride/ Sit back recline travel back in time/ To the past rewind, as were grinding by/ And party like its 1995/ Brown bag 40 OE and Im/ Living life to the fullest got me feeling fine/ Turn up the headphone till you finely vibe/ And drive till we arive back in 95/
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Hook (Breanna Marin): Bitch, I'm livin' a thug life/ You better get your act right/ 'Cause I like to live lavish/ I do above average shit/ And one day I might buy, the whole earth/ And one day, you gon realize I'm a gangsta/ Verse (D-FO): I'll be Wearing the clothes from last week while making a bowl of top roms/ I'm 30 years old still livin in the basement at my moms/ Drop out, jobless so a Quarter of my life is now gone/ Can't find my car keys from Smoking to much out my bong/ Pee on the toilet i never clean it up plus i leave the seat up/ Take your children's lunch and then I eat it up, gotta g up/ Steal your moms prescription vicaden, I'm getting high again (while)/ Snortin off the porcelin go to a park and fight a kid (cuz)/ I'm a piece of shit, i reak of it, im fucking bleeding it/ Conceded, i mean it and screaming you can all go eat a dick/ So fuck you all,  suck on my balls, I'll punch your grandpa in the jaw/ Im a monster, call me kyle putting 2 new holes in your drywall/ Blood vessels forming on my eyeballs, im not your children's idol/ From the assumption im fucking huffing up a can of lysol/ Call me obscene im doing me, but im just livin it up/ Cuz between you and me i just don't give a fuck/ Hook: Bitch, I'm livin' a thug life/ You better get your act right/ 'Cause I like to live lavish/ I do above average shit/ And one day I might buy, the whole earth/ And one day, you gon realize I'm a gangsta/
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Hook: Saucy B.Money Cath me daddy. Mmm. Cath me daddy 7x Cath me daddy. Mmm Oh I want a catheter. Verse 1: D-FO I'm a doctor baby, what chu wanna do? (Hmm)/ I got us a catheter and a jar of lube (mmm)/ Don't be hesitant, it doesn't hurt half bad/ And if you give me the ok, I'm going in at that/ Thrusting in and out this rubber tube of mine/ Sliding that Cath so seductive, it's a hell of a time/ Uhhh, I like your pussy strapped with a Cath/ My junk in your cunt, oh fuck, I wanna jump in that ass/ One lick from your urine and I really love the taste/ When I'm all done you can lick up the plate/ Eat you out, pee in my mouth, I'll make you cum/ Lucky charms flavour on the tip of my tounge/ Holy shit babe, your my catheter slave/ And when I get done with you I'll put that pussy in a grave/ You'll be on your knees begging for another catheter/ I'm your master, going faster, i won't stop until your pussys plastered/ I love your piss.... when you get me off/ I'm about to jizz.. yo piss looks like top Roman broth/ Cathin up a bitch, is all fun and dandy/ When I get done with you, I'll make you scream "Cath me Daddy"/ Hook: Saucy B.Money Cath me daddy. Mmm. Cath me daddy 7x Cath me daddy. Mmm Oh I want a catheter. Your pussys all wet, I can feel your pee run/ (Girl) Keep cathing me daddy, you're making me cum/ (Me) Hell yah sweet cheeks I got 4 inch wide tube/ But imma raw dog you inside without any lube/ Spit on your lips slap the side your clit/ Ill Make that pussy pop like puss from a cyst/ Doing perineal care so you don't get infected/ Eat you out like cereal cause you got me erected/ Cant get the tube out even with All my might/ Fuck yah bitch, your cunt is hella tight/ Yah baby, I wanna lay in your urine/ Let me inspect that pussy put your legs in these stur ips/ I'm a gynecologist, and a fiend of a vag/ With a Cath next to her ass and piss fillin in a bag/ Dripping off your lips while I stroke my cock/ Clamp your pussy lips tight you won't ever wanna stop/ I can go rough or soft, it's your decision/ Did I forget to mention that I'm going to be fistin/ Fuck yah baby doll, I could go for hours/ Just singing in the rain of a golden shower/ Hook: Saucy B.Money Cath me daddy. Mmm. Cath me daddy 7x Cath me daddy. Mmm Oh I want a catheter.
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Covid-19 03:07
Hook Does anyone know what the day is/ As I'm going crazy while the globe is isolated/ Don't know how much longer I can take it/ While the world goes in a panic when you say it/ COVID-19 CORONA VIRUS (4X) Verse 1 Feeling alittle crazy isolated in my room/ As the world is quarantined for 6 weeks and soon/ This pandemic will continue until the spring blooms/ While people stack toilet paper from the ceiling to the moon/ Lysol everything that my hand touched/ Don't want corona virus cuz it damn sucks/ Now the whole world is in a panic/ If you use soap and water will you stand up/ Now the worlds in choas, people being laid off/ As cottenelle and purells stock market takes off/ Like a kit kat bar you know i gotta brake off/ From everyone as I isolate until this fades off/ Look to see what is on my check list/ Binge watch 5 seasons of this show on netflix/ Eat a bag of chex mix, you can smell the aroma/ Of Hand sanitizer, cuz I don't want corona/ Hook Does anyone know what the day is/ As I'm going crazy while the globe is isolated/ Don't know how much longer I can take it/ While the world goes in a panic when you say it/ COVID-19 CORONA VIRUS (4X) Verse 2 You can all survive at home like me/ Until the world is done with covid 19/ Might take a few months or so it might be/ Do us all a favor and focus on your hygiene/ Scrub, scrub your hands then wash/ For 30 seconds till the soap suds runs off/ I shouldn't have to tell you how to clean or floss/ But you can stay away from me if you got a dry cough/ Or a fever, i got my n95 mask/ And a pair of sterile gloves and an ivy bag/ That are in my grasp, and I'll be fighting past/ The costco doomsday shoppers buying up all the last/ Bottles of purell, while they're filling up their basket/ Instead they should be at home laying on their mattress/ So if you see a roll of TP you should snatch it/ But all jokes aside I really hope i don't catch it/ Hook Does anyone know what the day is/ As I'm going crazy while the globe is isolated/ Don't know how much longer I can take it/ While the world goes in a panic when you say it/ COVID-19 CORONA VIRUS (4X)
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Verse 1 (MC Deep) It’s been a minute but I’m back, yeah back, back to spittin spectacular/ On the mic they call me definitely swole with vernacular/ And on the streets they call me Tyler it’s the name that I got/ But either way It took a minute but I’m coming In hot/ You’ve come to me not particularly dope or aloof/ You talk about how your better but it feels like a spoof/ You walk around mowing letters and then spitting some trash/ And while I’m out I kick these writtens burn the beats into ash son/ A verbal acrobat flipping the words/ A nerdy ex fat rapper and I’m clipping you turds/ My dirty doo doo raps got class I’m like bond/ Call me deep talk cat flipping cons cuz/ I got you thinking deep is like the best around/ Patron of the sound rippin beats and stomping ground/ Get down motherfucker like I’m robbing the place/ And like I said in deep swish, yeah I’m rocking your face (Whats Up?/ Verse 2 (D-FO) I be makin' to breakin' 'em beats with the amazing slangin that I'm phrasin/ Till its caked in your brain and I'm slayin these fakin mcs like a slab of bacon/ You better be praying cause I'm staying so submit your life/ My vocab will toe tag after rappers commit suicide/ Who am I? They call me D-FO/ Back in the game crack the paint off the easel/ Spit fire like a dragon you can call me puff/ My shits tighter than a nun and shes down to fuck son/ Here to bomb the streets like a grenade about to burst/ If you came to challenge us we'll send your ass in a Hurst/ Kill beats like a club to a baby seal/ And being fly 'till we die isn't just the way we feel/ We were born this way, while you mumble some trap/ We flow like Niagara falls while you're comin in flat/ Ain't shit stop until we reach the tip top/ Make no pit stops, one love for hip hop (come on)/
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Hook: Double double, toil and trouble/ Something wicked this way comes/ Light a candle in the window/ Spirits linger, better run/ I'm the devil's worst nightmare x2/ Better run/ Verse 1 (Marsh Land Monster) Take this lethal vivid hit of cid. Consciousness is fadin' quick/ With needle driven bliss you're unresponsive in a drainage ditch/ The dreamin' splits to heinous shit got you frantic feeling blasphemous/ Leak teeny hints of painless slits to tantric bleedin' chalice/ Coincidin' with this fright'nin' bridge to notis mortem violences/ Lie cryin', Miss, beside the liche. Eyes widen when you ride the witch/ I'm screamin' fits, sadist shit, tragic SIDS inhale the bliss/ An incubus inhabitant, a panic in paralysis/ With mere siliva sedatives you'll peer inside where terror (tera) lives/ So Fear pariah penances that clear messiah menaces/ I'm memories you blocked; a disheveled curse, a blight prayer/ Never to be stopped, I'm the devil's worst nightmare/ Hook: Double double, toil and trouble/ Something wicked this way comes/ Light a candle in the window/ Spirits linger, better run/ I'm the devil's worst nightmare x2/ Better run/ Verse 2 (D-FO): Came back with flame tracks that are aimed at/ Your brain cav until you press play back/ Independent no boss no name tag/ Keep the instrumental on loop like a race track/ Any beat that you got im about to repo/ About to go as big as my ego/ School your ass but who are we tho?/ Its the marshland monster and me d-fo!/ Ermerging under your feet cause i am a monster/ When i slaughter these beats it only makes me stronger/ All these fake emcees better call a doctor/ Cause when i bomb their concert, they'll know whos hotter/ I be stepping up, never letting up, im gettin up/ All you autotuned rappers will be endin up/ In a coffin, locked in, im revvin up/ My engine, not to mention, not gehvin a fuck/ I be, top gun, you can call me goose/ But when the hospital lets me on the loose/ I'll be running down the street with no clothes or shoes/ And attack this instrumental till i leave a bruise/ Get the picture like a nikon, lights on/ Dick more hungry than an amazon python/ Aint no body on top like im right on/ Music touch more people than Joe Biden/ In 1 week, no label 20,000 views on my covid single/ From nothin then all of a sudden my shits poppin up like a can of pringles/ Get a pillow and blanket hide there, and you better go and change your own diaper/ You know i don't fight fare im the devils worst nightmare/ Hook: Double double, toil and trouble/ Something wicked this way comes/ Light a candle in the window/ Spirits linger, better run/ I'm the devil's worst nightmare x2/ Better run/
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Hook: I'm A Nursing Home Pimp (16x) I'm A Nursing Home Pimp Bitch. Verse 1 Walk up in this bitch like i own the place/ So much elderly pussy all up in my face/ Got Esther, Gertrude, Betty and Lenore/ About to turn them sluts into dirty little whores/ These bitches are fun, no ones tighter/ You just have to unfasten the tape on their diapers/ And Gerteude wants me to be all inside her/ Cause She don't know that they has Alzheimers/ She thinks im cute, and yeah she wants all me/ She can gum my dick when she takes out her false teeth/ Flappy tits like grace from golden girls/ God damn grandma im gonna rock your world/ Hook I'm A Nursing Home Pimp (16x) I'm A Nursing Home Pimp Bitch. Verse 2 Mmmmmm yeah you're sexy as fuck/ Open that mouth its time suck/ Swallow my load as i blow some out/ As the site of my jizz comes out your mouth/ Her wrinkles make it ribbed for my pleasure/ Grade A Pussy like its made of leather/ Adema, cellulite, c-diff and hep c/ Another reason to put you into extacy/ Pussy all used, its been through abuse/ Her lips sag like a body that is hanging from a noose/ Ram your snatch so hard a limp snaps off/ Then smash your ass while we watch matlock/ Hook I'm A Nursing Home Pimp (16x) I'm A Nursing Home Pimp Bitch. Verse 3 If you piss your pants, dont you fret/ Ill clean you up with my mouth till i reach your neck/ I'll make your pussy numb, when i ram my thumb/ Against your clit as i lick the cum as it runs down my tongue/ Taste like omega 3, and vitamin c/ I can see you excitingly inviting me/ To take your rectal temp with my erection/ Ill blow your mind to the sky to another dimension/ Fuck you harder than grandpa god your dry/ Let me spit on that vag before i put my rod inside/ Ill fuck you hard till i break your hip/ Im the one and the only nursing home pimp/ Hook (x2) I'm A Nursing Home Pimp (16x) I'm A Nursing Home Pimp Bitch.
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Hook: I need some weed, la la/ Purple and pink, tied dye/ Irene, lime green/ Yellow and red, so fire/ If I can get some cash, pesos/ Molly, gwap, Denero/ Mula, euros/ Big money rubberband bank rolls/ Verse: You can find me in the back with a ten sack/ Smokin and chokin till i end that/ Roll up a joint like i broke my ankle/ Blow out all the smoke from every angle/ Get lit like a candle when i dab some wax/ Shit hard to handle, we take it to the max/ Then i pull out my piece that's made of glass/  And take 4 fat hits that'll kick your ass/ I be that stoner, go hard like a boner/ Write lines on paper like I'm runnin out of toner/ Get better with age as I get older/ I'm the shit in case you forgot what's the odor/ Roll up a  blunt,  cause we got the L/ Fill up my lungs  and then exhale/ About to get faded so we better set sail/ Got your girl on my whale dick, you can call me Ishmale/ (Oh!) Grab a bic, we the shit,  we got the bombest bud and you know it/ We the champs  damn, no one comes closest/ When I hit the bong I move the water like moses/ Oh shit, potent, thats what im token, better be green cuz I be a fiend/ Purculate until I elevate, into a mellow state, no need to contimplate, fuck man... I need some weed/ Hook: I need some weed, la la/ Purple and pink, tied dye/ Irene, lime green/ Yellow and red, so fire/ If I can get some cash, pesos/ Molly, gwap, Denero/ Mula, euros/ Big money rubberband bank rolls/
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Killer 02:30
Hook: 'Cause they told me, you are a killer, (a killer)/ And I got no doubt, that the only way out/ Of this bitter, is if I am a killer/ They told me, you are a killer, (a killer)/ And I got no doubt, that the only way out/ Of this bitter, is if I am a killer too/ Verse: Front page news yeah im back in action/ Cutting these beats up into fractions/ Never know the kind of heat i am packin/ Rise from the depth you can call me kracken/ Do the devils work im his prodigy/ Aint a damn thing that is stopping me/ Been giving a dozen lobotomies/ Now im back in that ass call me sodomy/ Cause i be killin till your brain is spillin/ Blood for my fillin then come for the childrin/ Nightmares you've had that i am still in/ Till i rip the ceilin off of this buildin/ Tear up the mic while i hold it tight/ Better Turn of the light i only come at night/ And just when you thought i was in sight/ I'll be right on your side with a knife to your wind pipe/ Going through cycles in my formin state/ I'm a fuckin psycho turning norman bates/ Lyrical pyro when im swarming flames/ Cause i might go wack from my dormant state/ These Evil intentions in my mind i Harness/ When i slaughter a mic and dispose its carcass/ I'm a Fully automatic with a loaded cartidge/ I was Only born on earth to explode in Carnage/ Quick to the point my time is hasty/ In a padded room is where they'll place me/ I'm starting to think that ive Gone plain Crazy/ Mindset of dahmer and John Wayne Gacy/ Kill everyone that i Occupy/ If i don't succeed then i Modfy/ Cause i think that everyone Outta die/ I'm about to commit a Homocide/ Hook: Cause they told me, you are a killer, (a killer)/ And I got no doubt, that the only way out/ Of this bitter, is if I am a killer/ They told me, you are a killer, (a killer)/ And I got no doubt, that the only way out/ Of this bitter, is if I am a killer too/
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Hook: That's Love In The Dark x3 Verse 1: Ever since the moment that we first met/ Electric waves went through me like a short circuit/ Everything about you seemed so perfect/ Now I'm trying to figure out if it was even worth it/ Cause now days I'm feeling alittle withdrawn/ Nothings ever been the same since the day you've been gone/ And neither one of us knew it would last This long/ Now I'm picking up the pieces of went wrong/ Cause i can hardly handle another minute/ Of living my  life without having you in it/ I try to keep my cool but I've hit my limit/ Still smell your scent lingering in the linen/ Wish that we could go back to the start/ When our romantic flame still had its spark/ 'Cause Thinking about you just tears me apart/ I guess they say that's love in the dark/ Hook: That's Love In The Dark x3 Verse 2: Looking through my phone and i see your picture/ And all of my feelings are caught up in a mixture/ Of different emotions, so i pour out a pitcher/ To drown it all out with a bottle of liqour/ You were always the best friend to me/ i never had intentions to be your enemy/ I thought you were my soulmate that was sent to me/ But i guess you and I were never meant to be/ Try to come to terms, but i can't quite grasp/ Cause everything between us happened so fast/ And deep down all i want to ask is for one last/ Kiss, but i know that it's all in the past/ shit I miss the days we would walk in the park/ And lay down for hours as we'd watch the stars/ Now im alone getting drunk in a bar/ With a broken heart, that's love in the dark/ Hook: That's Love In The Dark x3
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Hook Oh we got a long way to go And there's no going back, to the life we lived, the life we used to know We got a long way to go I've given everything, there's nothing left, there's nothing left to lose Verse 1 This life is yours, live it however you want it/ Not a single person on earth can ever make you stop it/ You can be a doctor, musician or an astronaut its/ Your decision and direction to pull yourself to the top you got it/ In your vision, 'cause your destined to impel/ For greatness it takes patience to get out of this hell/ But life is to short to let it swing only time will tell/ You just need to believe that you'll succeed and then you'll prevail/ You could be a junkie using needles for dope/ Or inspire one another giving other people hope/ Clean that dirty ass life of yours with a spare of soap/ And change the way you live it like a pair of clothes (yo)/ Don't tell yourself that your shit because your not/ You just need to strive for that drive and ambition that you got/ You can do wonders and bring joy to the world/ We got a long way to go every boy and every girl sing/ (Hook) Verse 2 Stop living in the past and think about the present/ And how you can change your life into the way that it's meant its/ All a mind game, with what you call anxiety/ you have the power to change it's not just inside of me/ You have it also, you just need to have faith/ Be brave, and just stay on the path you have made/ You could live on the streets, panhandle for cash/ Or go for your dreams, so get off your damn ass/ Get a career, go to school, an education/ It don't matter if your black, Mexican, Asian/ Caucasian, Lebanese, Philippine, Chinese/ Were all one in the same in everyone I believe/ That you can achieve your deepest desires/ All that negativity you have needs to retire/ Clamp it tight shut with a pair of pliers/ Tonight you and I are gonna set the world on fire/ (Hook)

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This album is dedicated to my old label owner/friend who passed away in 2017. You always believed in me when no one else would. RIP Brenden Myles Harkens

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released April 23, 2021

Album Mixed and Mastered: James (Marsh Land Monster) McCollum
Artwork: Steven Millage

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